Men in Uniform - The Real Message

A handyman drilling into my wall...

A firefighter spraying a burning structure with his hose...

A cop shooting his bullets...

A rescuer plunging into a dark hole...

A plumber fixing my pipes...

There are many thoughts that run through my head when I see men-at-work, men in uniform, et al. But what really makes them so attractive to the idling, drooling man (or lady) watching from afar?

When we see a uniform-clad man doing his dirty work, what touches off a cascade of lustful thoughts that keep the cogs of our brain spinning... even after their image is long gone?

Despite the fact that the firefighter pictured above is just plain gorgeous, his uniform adds a bit of spice to this already beautiful specimen... a specimen that would otherwise blend in with the everyday crowd walking down the street.

Of course, in my view, there's a lot to be told by what we wear while roaming the Matrix... from how conservative we are, to our lifestyle, right down to more subtle things like our self-confidence.

To me, uniforms add a whole new level of identification. For instance, when I look at the gentleman on the right, his uniform automatically shows a label of purpose. Purpose breeds focus. Focus leads to intensity. Intensity spawns drive. Drive seeds success... and success parallels stability.

STABILITY

A man of stability is a major turn-on for The Black Man Next Door. It's not necessarily the type of uniform itself -- although any occasional uniform strip-down and lap dance is a welcomed boost in every sex life... especially mine.

Rather, the stability provides an air of peace, predictability, and a measurement of a guy's success in dealing with past problems -- in and out of the uniform.

PERSONALITY

Now, a lot can be said about a guy's personality and tastes by simply looking at him in uniform. In fact, I could just man-watch for hours simply to try and figure out if they even like what they do. For instance, I look at the police officer on the left and wonder if he truly likes his profession.... or is he just "settling" on something?

Regardless, I would think being a police officer or military personnel requires someone that is comfortable following a strict code or subset of rules. It would require someone that is willing to lay their life on the line to protect others. It's definitely a sense of uber selflessness and personality that I find very attractive -- not to mention men in this profession most certainly have to stay in shape... in and out of the uniform.

DEDICATION

It seems safe to assume that every one of these men pictured in this post, as well as those beyond, require a certain level of dedication in order to do what they do. Based upon the uniform that they wear, one can extrapolate how well a man juggles his time each day.

It's hard work and determination that makes it all the more sexier when they drop what their doing and come home to you every night. A man that can balance work with play shows the ultimate dedication to all aspects of his life -- a dedication that The Black Man Next Door would certainly appreciate as he strips them out of uniform.

DISCIPLINE

And finally, every uniform requires a heightened level of discipline in order to wear it. There are always a subset of rules to follow, especially in sports uniforms. You break them, you are punished. There's no guesswork... no drama... no games. Win, lose, or draw. There's something sexy about a man with discipline. At least there's a chance that he'll take that discipline with him off the job and into his personal life.

There are so many qualities that come out when a guy wears a uniform. It sends a much quicker, clearer message than conventional ways of extracting information about a man of interest. Plus, the physicality... the energy given off by a man in uniform is something we could all admire. That's just the primal side of the man beast that I doubt any reader of this post can deny.

Watching men in uniform while in their natural habitat is so much like virtual stud-dating... except cheaper and less complicated. They satisfy every physical fantasy if you don't want to know them personally... or, in other words, you can watch harmlessly from home and pretend to be the one holding the football on all fours... or the one erroneously docked in from behind like the two American football studs above.

Of course, if you are lucky enough to land a guy in uniform's heart, you can spend a long time being charmed by the qualities that the uniform brings out in him. As a bonus, they often help bring out qualities that you never knew you had. Not to mention, you can enjoy being the "stress reliever" on any given night by surprising him with some fresh role-playing ideas.

Perhaps the basic reason why we do love our men in uniform is because they instill so much passion, drive, dedication, and discipline into what they do -- they enjoy it, and show the world who they are. Subsequently, the world admires them, which makes the one they love seem 'larger than life' when they drop all of that, come home, and let you peel away that uniform.

...and beneath this person's uniform is something that he's chosen only YOU to admire... one person out of 6.34 billion... YOU.