So, as I was scrounging the house for a bit o' coffee this morning, Texans from Dallas down to Austin caught sight of something very unusual this morning.The story is HERE.
Fireballs streaked out of the Sunday morning sky, making a beeline towards Earth. Could it be fragments from two satellites that collided last week? The Black Man Next Door thinks it was an omen from God -- stop screwing around with homosexuals and make gay marriage legal in Texas... only then will the rain of fire cease!
I think it's a preliminary movie advertisement for Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen due out this summer. Or ... two gay bitches are slinging some mighty hefty hardware and Texas just happened to have been right in the middle of the bulls-eye.
ReplyDeleteLOL! Both are very good possibilities, and with Texas being so big -- it's hard to miss, I guess!
ReplyDeleteOmen of gay marriage, hitting Texas. what if we got a chance to marry it would go away?? or hit the Diva Queens that rule Oaklawn??
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